{"id":241,"date":"2006-03-20T21:44:26","date_gmt":"2006-03-21T04:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/2006\/03\/20\/pansy\/"},"modified":"2006-03-21T21:58:50","modified_gmt":"2006-03-22T04:58:50","slug":"pansy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/2006\/03\/20\/pansy\/","title":{"rendered":"Chipmunk&#8217;s Midnight Snack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The skinny thing likes to eat the pansies in my yard.  Other flowers do not seem to interest this creature who likes to spread his body and stretch like an athlete after his snack.  He has also been known to tease the neighbor&#8217;s Siamese cat.<\/p>\n<p>Pansy Eater<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/im2\/chimpan2.jpg\" alt=\"Pansy and Chimpmunk\" \/>  Life is sweet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The skinny thing likes to eat the pansies in my yard. Other flowers do not seem to interest this creature who likes to spread his body and stretch like an athlete after his snack. He has also been known to tease the neighbor&#8217;s Siamese cat. Pansy Eater Life is sweet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}