{"id":312,"date":"2006-09-24T15:15:41","date_gmt":"2006-09-24T22:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/2006\/09\/24\/border-patrol\/"},"modified":"2012-03-19T11:35:02","modified_gmt":"2012-03-19T18:35:02","slug":"border-patrol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/2006\/09\/24\/border-patrol\/","title":{"rendered":"Border Patrol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guard Dog<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/im2\/gdmontage2.jpg\" alt=\"Border Patrol digital image by Fung-Lin Hall\" \/><br \/>\nWeekend at the park, many suspicious cars are parked outside the gate.<\/p>\n<p>Owl and the pussy dogs or two chihuahua patrol.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/im2\/1owlpussy.jpg\" alt=\"Owl and Pussy dogs Digital image by Fung Lin Hall\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Who are questioning the wisdom of dogmacracy?<br \/>\n(Daisy the brown and white cowchihuahua is a Mexican and possibly illegal.  She will defend this adopted land with great determination.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guard Dog Weekend at the park, many suspicious cars are parked outside the gate. Owl and the pussy dogs or two chihuahua patrol. Who are questioning the wisdom of dogmacracy? (Daisy the brown and white cowchihuahua is a Mexican and possibly illegal. She will defend this adopted land with great determination.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111,20,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arizona-tales","category-digital-art","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mutanteggplant.com\/vitro-nasu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}